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Women, Food, and God

I've started a new book called "Women Food And God". I saw the woman who wrote it on the Oprah show and thought it might be an interesting read. Of course Oprah claims it is the magic pill to weight loss, so that made it much more interesting. I just had to see what was so great about a book of approx 200 pages that claims to be "An Unexpected Path to Almost Everything". I am a little less than half way through and I have to say, it is a thinker. I can just see my husband starting the book and giving up within the first few chapters claiming his brain hurts. I think only a woman would take the time to think out every sentence and try to decipher it's meaning. I'm not a psychology major so it takes me a bit more time than, I'm sure, some people. I had been doing the weight watchers point system for several months and have come to a stopping point on the plan....meaning, I'm at a plateau. I think my body, in it's pre -menopausal stage...

Alex's story

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Tuesday May 25th 2010 Going through Alex's school papers this morning I found a story he wrote that was just too funny not to share. I'm going to add his spelling errors just for fun. Alex is 11. Fortion cookies On the way home from school. I passed an old woman selling something. I looked up on a sign that said, "fortion cookies 25 cents." I had chage from lunch money so why not. I bought the cookie ate it, the fortion said, "shape-shift." Once I got to my bathroom, I found a green area on my back, but it was only guacamole, so I went to my dog Brinkley to lick it off. Once he was finished I said, "good boy Brink..." Then absolute siolence filled the room. My brother Taylor walked passed us and said, "Hi Brinks." My brother wasn't smart, so he mostly told me I turned into a dog. For one thing I could have turned into something like a bald eagle, a fishman, big foot, or a frog. After that, I had to get used to fur, fleas, and extream ...